Short Jokes

She was sooo blonde

28/06/2012 21:54
She was so blonde...  She got stabbed in a shoot-out.  She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.  She told me to meet her at the corner of 'walk' and 'don't walk'.  She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.  She tried...

Blonde bar

28/06/2012 21:51
A blonde walked into a bar OUCHH!!!  

Kinky and Pervy

28/06/2012 21:51
Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...

iHop

28/06/2012 21:50
Where does the one legged waitress work? The Ihop

Staggering wife

28/06/2012 21:49
Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering? A: Shoot her again.